Some things are obvious.

A clean, text-only statement tee for the people who heard it—and knew exactly what it meant.

No explanation required.

Soft ring-spun cotton for all-day wear, while ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated washes. Wear it when you want to defuse a tense room with a literal non sequitur, or layer it under a jacket for a wink of playful irony.

Care instructions
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold with similar colors